Saturday, 30 August 2008

EMF rubbish and top quality witty banter

There's a poster on JABS by the name of "Suba". He (she?)'s obviously a little narked that wingnuts like Gus The Fuss and Truth Seeker are garnering all the plaudits for "most deranged poster of the week", and so has gone for it in a big way. Suba's personal gripe is EMF and mobile phones.

Preadolescent children are particularly vulnerable because absorption of GSM microwaves is greatest in an object about the size of a child’s head, due to the “head resonance” effect. This is also why 900 MHz cordless phones are not safe, even though they aren’t transmitting all the time.


Suba also repeats the misconception that Einstein said something about bees. When it's pointed out that this isn't true, he retorts in the wittiest of fashions…

Thomas P I am not going down to your level of scum. Inbred primate.


When this is quoted to him, he cunningly edits his post (the JABS forum software kindly points out when a post has been edited) to accuse "Thomas P" of misquoting him…

Frankly, it's a bit like being back in infant school again.

5 comments:

jdc325 said...

Suba is brilliant. I did wonder, briefly, if he/she was actually an automated bullshitter like the Jabs-o-Tron.

Cybertiger said...

Birds, the bees, Einstein and more twitty rubbish from that intelligencefree dicky-bird with the big tits. Oh, get a life, Becky!

JQH said...

Ha! Cybertiger telling someone else to get a life!

Physician, heal thyself.

Cybertiger said...

BigTits Becky said,

"Or should I stick to getting drunk and getting my tits out in the pub? Kind regards, Becky"

Yep. And I guess this is a very fine example of 'top quality titty banter'.

PhD scientist said...

Could it be that Dr Cybertiger has a kind of computer-based Tourette Syndrome?